Who are we?

  • Hannah

    One time, when I was 11, I asked a guy wearing a Jimmy Hendrix shirt who it was, and he made me feel stupid; I've never gotten over it and am now a professional fake fan.

  • Joëlle

    I once went to a black metal show wearing a white shirt, and I loved it. That's how I realised being a poser was my destiny.

  • Célie

    I like my tea darker than a doom metal riff played at half speed in a Norwegian forest under the cover of the night.

We are ❌ Fake Fans ❌

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